It makes other people feel bad if you’re just gonna walk around smiling all the time and shit!” Connor threw his mostly empty red Solo cup at him, splashing Ted with the dregs of his beer. “Can’t a guy just be happy?” “That’s a foul, right there, man. You owe me another beer. Now, what the fuck are you so happy about?” Connor let Ted stew doggystyle for a few moments before he answered. “I met someone.” Ted waggled his fingers and hands at Connor. “Oooh… you met someone! Aren’t you just special!” “You know,” lectured Connor. “If you quit watching porn all day and left this shit-hole and talked to other humans, you could meet someone too! Now gimme that fucking cup and pussy I’ll go get us big some beers. Not cuz I owe you, you cannabinoid-sucking, mouth-breathing, Boston-born, Tom-Brady-loving motherfucker! But because I’m a kind, sensitive, sweet, and gentle human being.” Connor actually placed his hand over his own heart, to further prove his point. Ted took off his slipper and tried to beat Connor over the head with it. After about thirty seconds of wrestling, Ted gave up; hacking and coughing up what may have been parts of a lung. “Alright asshole,” Ted wheezed. “If I ever stop smoking and vaping, I’ll kick your ass. You know I will! Let’s go down to the keg before the idiots drink it dry. I think I saw some virgins down there that definitely need my help.” They headed back downstairs, Ted’s tight arm on Connor’s shoulder as he tried to explain the ways of the world to him. It was a long week for Jenna. Her online classes were going well and didn’t require as much time as she thought they would, much tits to her dismay. She watched some TV and stepped up her workouts to twice a day in an attempt to pass the time. She was ready to be seduced. I just hadn’t really thought about it.” She was obviously a little embarrassed. “Now hand me those pretty little panties.” He said in a soft voice. Soon grant had pulled both her tits out. Laura punched Erica's tit again, and then grabbed the nipple and big viciously twisted it. It turned Toby on even more to see these gorgeous women making out, and they were really pussy going for it. He nodded and rose, bowing low as she passed, making for the exit, trailed by her servant, though he had left the wine pitcher by Atrin’s half empty glass. I am very proud of them, and I don’t mind if they make the boys excited.” She winked at me. *”Good.” “Forgive me for the theatrics, Danny-boy, but I can’t help myself, such a cinephile am I.” Lucy’s voice deepened to the iconic baritone of James Earl Jones, “Daniel Huston, I am tight your father.” It was my black neighbor. Mark took another hit from the bottle and doggystyle so did I. He tried pushing and missed the mark, on the second try he pierced my insides making my senses of pain go close to overdrive. I shuddered, ripping tits at the tape, tearing off pieces of the cardboard. I aimed for that neck joint bubbling with ichor. And while he was doing that, I was unbuttoning my blouse.