The following story is not an essay to be marked for spelling, grammar or content I make no excuses for my writing style so if you are one of those English literature swinging professor types please put these nouns and verbs in the correct order........yourself fuck go life a get and. Like I said this story goes back 31 years ago, back when I was 21 years old three years married with a two-year-old daughter. We lived on the west coast of Scotland at the time. Bill my husband played for the local pornstars amateur football team and on the occasional weekend he'd go out with his mates after the match and have a few beers. On this one particular weekend, he had arranged to come back and pick me up and we'd both go out for a beer or two. On his return, Bill picked up our daughter and took her over to my mothers whilst I got dressed. On Bill's return, we ordered a taxi for the short journey to the pub. Now at that time, I wasn't what you'd call a football widow but I preferred to let Bill enjoy his time with his mates. So other than the player of the year dinner dances and the rare night out with Bill and his friends I never saw much of them at all. I was a young mum and enjoyed my time at home alone with my daughter. On arrival at the pub, Big Tits I was quickly reintroduced to the lads that were there, Tony, Mick, Ben, and big Barrie. Along with them was Stewart whom I knew from school and his girlfriend Margaret whom I seemed to recognise from every fashion magazine. This girl had it all huge tits 38DDs well blowjob girls do talk to each other you know, tiny waist fantastic legs and a beautiful face and believe it or not she was absolutely lovely, a great girl to get on with. The problem for me though is in the title of the story I am a plain jane sort of girl five six or five eight in heels. I'm not stunningly attractive nor am I ugly I have long slim legs and shoulder-length dark hair look good in jeans with a tight wee arse Bills deion. I'm just plain and sitting beside Margaret seemed to me, to enhance my plainness. Probably just me back then though, I had spent an hour getting dressed in a anal sex self coloured knee length skirt and a plain button-down blouse. Margaret, on the other hand, was in a pair of jeans and a Tshirt and she looked fabulous. Although not a big drinker I did enjoy the odd vodka and had quite a few as the night wore on. It was one of those rare nights where everyone was in good form and we were genuinely enjoying each others company. Normally with Bills mates, there's always a drama of some sort going on but not tonight all in all it was a very pleasant evening so much so that when it came to last bells we invited the lads back for drinks at ours. Stewart and Margaret cried off saying they wanted to get a carryout and spend some time together. So leaving them there we set off with Tony, Mick, Ben and big Barrie. I know I'd had a few vodkas but once outside the air hit me and I found myself staggering a little, Bill gave me anal his arm then Barrie joined me at the other side and I walked arm in arm with more confidence to our home which was 20 minutes from the pub. Once inside I set about getting the lads beers from the fridge and what they probably assumed was vodka and for myself, it was in fact straight. I didn't fancy being falling down d*unk in front of Bill and his friends. On my return, the lads were, as usual, arguing about football. I deposited their beers with scarcely a nod from them and proceeded to do what most women do in those circumstances, tidying up the kitchen and doing other little odd jobs to keep me nearly sober and save me doing it in the morning. I was just watering my dead houseplants on the kitchen window sill when a cry went up from the living room, more beer, more beer. I pulled a six pack from the fridge and took it into the lads, by now they were playing cards the five of them sitting on the floor. Three card bragg the game was called so I left them to it. I let Stephen fuck me sometimes. “im just here waiting for her to wake up and get me hard again Big Tits so I can cum inside her asshole anal this time” He watched me across the flames as I worked, a naughty glint in his eyes. “Brett, no one wants to fight right now! I stop Mike, holding him next to me so I can clean pornstars his cock and enjoy the taste as well. “We will, Master!” squealed a few girls and shouted a few guys. Cum spilled out of the corners of her mouth, running pearly down her face. And I stuck the tip of my little finger inside my mouth to lubricate it with my saliva, before I carefully inserted the end of it down inside of Uncle Jerry's gigantic urethral tube. When Yuri finally spoke, the news wasn’t good. 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