The head of John's dick was Hardcore so wide, in relationship to the short narrow shaft of his penis, that his erect penis almost looked like a large, flesh-colored mushroom. Jan used to tell him that she absolutely loved his "little mushroom-dick." But John always suspected that Jan was just patronizing him, because she loved him, and didn't want to hurt him by admitting to him that she really wished that the man she married would have had a longer penis. Of course, John's short penis had worked well enough to produce two healthy children with Jan. And he really didn't care that much anymore that he wasn't well-hung. At this point in his life, he assumed that he would probably never stick his penis into any woman's vagina ever again. John had gained a lot of weight over the last 20 years. And now his belly blowjob was so big, that he couldn't look down and see his own erect penis, when he was in a standing position. And John liked to be able to look at his own penis during masturbation. And the easiest way to accomplish this nowadays, was for him to jack off in front of a mirror. So the bathroom naturally became his preferred masturbation location. Jan, on the other hand, had maintained a very good-looking, slender figure for a woman her age. This was primarily due to the fact that her hips were narrow, and her breasts were still very small and firm, just like the A-cup size breasts that one would expect to find on the chest of a young, teenage girl. John thought that part of the reason why Jan refused to share her bed with him anymore, was at least partially due to the fact of how overweight he now was--in addition to the "menopause thing," of course. John also assumed that Jan wasn't Red Head interested in having sex anymore. Nothing could have been further from the truth. Jan, at age 48, was almost as sexually active nowadays, as she had been when she was still having sex with John--except that John's short penis had been replaced by an 8-inch-long, realistic-looking, flesh-colored, vibrating, penis-shaped dildo that Jan had gotten as a gag-gift for her birthday 4 years ago from a close female friend of hers. John didn't know about the dildo. And Jan kept it well-hidden, whenever she wasn't using it. It was one of the few "new-fangled inventions" that she had really taken a liking to. In fact, Jan had secretly purchased several other "new-fangled inventions" (vaginal and anal toys) over the last 4 years, and had put them all to good use, from time to time. And, just like John, Jan found herself masturbating a lot nowadays. However, unlike John, she preferred to do it in her own bedroom. Jan and her daughter, Lisa, were very close. In fact, they behaved much more like sisters, than mother and daughter. One night, Jan confessed to Lisa that amateur the real reason why she had banished John from her bedroom was that, just five years before, back in the year 1997, she had accidentally found a pair of panties in a plastic freezer bag, hidden underneath some clothing, at the very rear of the bottom drawer of John's dresser. Jan assumed that the panties had belonged to a young girl, and she knew that John was extremely fond of his then-9-year-old granddaughter, Trish. He was always setting Trish on his lap, or giving her horsey-rides on his leg, or tickling her all over her body. So naturally, Jan assumed that the panties in the plastic bag in John's dresser drawer had to belong to her granddaughter. Of course, it never dawned on Jan--because she didn't take the time to closely examine them--that the panties she found in John's dresser might have been way too large to belong to a 9-year-old girl. Ronja asked. I send Ashley home, but I stayed a little longer. 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