What did you two get up to?” Mum asked. She made it sound like an innocent Oral Sex question, but I blushed and choked on a mouthful of mashed potato that I accidentally inhaled. When I looked up, Tabatha and Mum were both staring at me. “So she is your girlfriend?” said Mum, as ass if my choking was a confession. “Have you called her?” asked Tabatha, in her usual hostile tone. “No!” I said defensively, trying to imply that it was the answer to both questions. “Why anal not, Andy? You’re not going to be one of those arsehole boys who kisses a girl and never calls!” Mum and Tabatha exchanged looks masturbating before Tabatha went on. “Not in this house! And especially not with my best friend’s sister!” “OK, OK, I’ll call.” That seemed to placate both of them. We continued eating. Tabatha and Mum made small talk as if I wasn’t there. Tabatha showed no sign of being jealous about me hooking up with Jo. If anything, she seemed less hostile. That was not what I expected. After dildo dinner I called Jo and she sounded pleased. I called from the landline beside Mum’s bed. We talked for ages. I told her how much I had enjoyed last night and she teased me by asking me to list the various things I liked. “What did you like best?” “The best bit was when you swallowed my cum. I never expected that.” “Mmm. I could tell you liked that. That was probably my favourite part too. The way you kept coming and coming and coming. That, and your reaction. It made me happy to give you so much pleasure.” “Trying too hard to be cool. She said. She cried a little anal and my wife cleaned her up. I didn’t write about it at Oral Sex the time because I masturbating didn’t have the consent of the people involved and I didn’t think it was appropriate to ask at the time either. Her legs were well toned and sleek. 'please' you whisper I wanted to watch her and find some inspiration on how to orchestrate her deflowering. "Oooh, look at that. She dildo opened her eyes to see what was happening. You ass are so disgusting.” I mean, real, honest, fucked up truth.